theavengersshouldnttext:

Steve: Bruce, are you alright? I heard a bang from your lab.

Steve: bruce its tony you better be hurt or something because you’re interrupting very importent buisnes you get me

Bruce: I dont know where to put this what is going on

Steve: Bruce? You alright? Im coming up, hold on

Bruce: No you’re not going to help unless you magically happen to know where screw 1394 goes or where hinge b has disappeared to

Steve: I dont understand

Steve: tony here, are you putting together a desk from ikea?

Steve: There was another crash, did you hulk?

Bruce: 37ehsdhxg fkdj

Steve: yup. ikea.