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ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

Release the corgis!

Academy Award winning film, The King’s Speech.

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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mamasam:

transiences:andywooo:animeasuka:wafflesforstephanie:yosb:





welcome to harvard: linguistics 101

Is this reality?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS 
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY

proving that fucking only gets better when you play around with types of insertion

mamasam:

transiences:andywooo:animeasuka:wafflesforstephanie:yosb:

welcome to harvard: linguistics 101

Is this reality?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS 

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY

proving that fucking only gets better when you play around with types of insertion

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

an important message for every folk band I have ever heard on the radio

invite-me-to-your-memories:

  • take some fucking singing lessons so you can

    • sing on the fucking key

    • quit singing all the fucking high notes hella flat

    • support your fucking singing with your fucking diaphragm

  • tune your fucking guitar

  • don’t fuck up your fucking guitar

    • don’t strum a fucking acoustic that fucking hard

    • or get a fucking electric instead

  • consider a motherfucking rhythm section

    • the guitar is not a fucking percussion instrument

    • you just think it is because you’re strumming too fucking hard

    • just get a fucking snare

  • get a fucking bass

    • it can be a fucking upright bass if you want

    • but that is not what your fucking guitar’s fucking E string is for

  • god damn

  • it’s like you people don’t know what music sounds like

#i will not tag this Mumford and Sons

hornse-ebooks:

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